Huge Red Riding Hood


Once upon a time there was an ugly big girl known as Huge Red Riding Hood. One morning her mother woke her up and told her she had to go to her grandma’s house and bring her some brownies because she was sick. Before she left her mother told her to go strait to her grandmas so the big black man “Lil Wayne” won’t shoot her. She gave her mom a hug and headed off into the woods but she didn’t know Lil Wayne smelled the brownies her mom made while they were sitting in her window. While she was walking down the road she got hungry and ate half the brownies before she was even close. When Lil Wayne was watching her step by step he saw her eating the brownies and he didn’t like that at all. After all the yummy food she had ate she was so thirsty she had to go to the river to go get some fresh water.
As she approached the river she saw something with long black hair but she said it was little. As she began to get a little worried because her mom told her to stay on the trail but she didn’t listen. Right before she approached the trail Lil Wayne jump in front of her and ask her where was headed. She told him to leave her alone or she will sit on him because she wade 340 pounds. He told her he wasn’t scared of her because he could feed her to his whole family. As he pulled out a knife out of his back pocket she kicked him and punched Lil Wayne in the face because she didn’t tell him she took Tae Kwan Do for 5 years.
When Huge Red Riding Hood began to walk away she looks back at Lil Wayne and she thought he would be knocked out for a long time because how bad she beat him. Well when she was about 5 min from her grandma’s house she found a footprint. She knew it wasn’t her grandmas because she was to sick to walk so she began looking around. When she was about to walk up at the house Lil Wayne came out of know were and try to tackle her but she was so big he just bounced off. As she started screaming for her grandma Lil Wayne pulled out a gun and was about to shoot Huge Red Riding Hood he forgot he had know bullets in his gun.
When her grandma came out of the house she had a tazer in her hand. She through it to Huge Red Riding Hood she tazed Lil Wayne until he died. She got to give the brownies to her grandma so she got better and Huge Red Ridding Hood walks all the way back home.